Dudley P. Nutt

I saw this mascot on a package of Pearson's Nut Rolls today and it triggered an intense 5 minute laughing spasm - tears were running down my face, I had stomach cramps, and I had to hide the package because I needed to catch my breath. I can't quite explain why I found this so funny. I was imagining the people at the candy factory's graphic design department brainstorming and sketching this character. He's "On a Roll." Get it? Maybe I'm losing my mind.